Six Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

Here’s a question: would you miss out on listening to names like Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears shades inside your home. If you emphatically answered no, you’re probably one of the countless silent Americans who don’t really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music which actually has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (did you kiss a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn’t it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn’t pretend to be pop music, as well as that’s why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It’s music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it’s time we gave Nerdcore some more “air-time.”

Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

Although switching the “S” in boys to “Z” teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this band of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be forgotten by merely a few individuals, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist’s mother and father. Their number 1 song on iTunes speaks volumes regarding how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It’s believed the lines were inspired by a combination of John Lennon’s music and a dream Ozzy Osbourne once had. Nerdcore rise-up…

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements

P Diddy is pretty the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family lp continues to be among my favorites even now, as well as the epic Mo’ Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that man’s name?) is still among the most remarkable music videos of the 1990′s.

P Diddy is a brand, a commodity…he’s just been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of an advertising tool, and he is more replaceable compared to any music performer not named Rebecca Black, albeit a bit less creative (at least she has her own original songs).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That’s primarily based from the fact that she’s the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though…all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Must we have to consistently keep listening to find out. Here’s wishing we don’t have to…

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you imagined I was gonna propose replacing “Eminem” didn’t you? Yet that will have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn’t really care just what other individuals think…you’d have to believe that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to have genuine artists…but the executives making the decisions must feel otherwise.

But, I digress, we’re swapping out Jerimih, the guy who loves birthday sex as well as wants you down on him. He’s incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a celebrity. Hey, I’m sold…the real question is, just how many more singles would it take to realize that Jermih happens to be a filthy rich star, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there’s no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we’re still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I remember T-Pain’s debut single “I’m Sprung.” A song dedicated to his wife, which actually provided some exclusive insight into the conflicting nature of (dare I mention it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I’m on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win…no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He’d be easy to replace – get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he’d make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He’s become among the most prominent producers/beat makers in the music industry. He’s a God among the women running on their treadmill machines, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this should you really want to go big) but to anybody searching for genuine songs, he’ merely another guy creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, but does not do it for anybody searching for a jolt of inspiration or something that they could relate to (that’s exactly what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was “that b***h”.

All these haters mad because I’m so established.

They know I’m a beast, yeah I’m a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told…

Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.

The Jace Hall Show is an online reality webseries which features video game news and personas as well as interviews with film/tv/sports personalities. It likewise has articles which features nerdcore music as well as nerdcore hip-hop.

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